10 MOST COMMON REASONS TO SEND A SHIT:
Birthday is a unique holiday and people realise it. That’s why they try hard to surprise their friends with parties and presents. Speaking of surprise presents, we guarantee they will be speechless once they open their package from us!
Every year, people spend a lot of time trying to figure out what to give to others. Something special, something they won’t see coming. Ask yourself – would you see this one coming?
Were you in love but did you get cheated upon? Use our service and send a perspicuous message what you think about your ex.
Would you like to surprise your friend like nobody has before? Rest assured he'll remember a piece of shit from us for the rest of his life!
Did you use your hard earned money to pay for lousy services?
Lazy and dour shop assistant didn't help you find what you were looking for.
Your internet connection keeps messing with you during important Skype calls.
The repairman just made things worse.
Let them all know what you think!
Do you face gossip, bias, envy or ridiculous overtimes on a daily basis? A piece of shit is a good first step to let people know things have to change.
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Shit simply belongs to nature. If you have a garden and you want flourishing flowers or to give a boost to a newly planted tree, a piece of 100% natural shit will see it done.
A gift from us won't end up on a junk heap. You won't pollute Mother Nature either because even if your gift is immediately thrown away, it'll be gone in a couple of days.
By making an order at Sendshit.co.uk, you're also contributing to the care and bigger paddocks & pens for our lovely animals!